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The Nightmare Begins
Meet our neighbors, kids that taught us the new cool is being inconsiderate, looking homeless and livin' like bums while driving nice cars and having more than enough money for the fun stuff in life.
When I bought the house in 2007, I wasn't expecting a perfect neighborhood by any means. There was a nice mix of families, renters, pill poppers and random crackheads down the street...but everyone was cool, didn't cause any major issues and just added character.
One sad day in 2009, the renter next door moved out. She was a nice lady, a little wacky and loud at times but that sort of stuff just adds character to the street. The new guys moved in and the fun started right away.
Some rich kids that haven't showered in weeks moved in, more concerned with looking and smelling just right over being even remotely considerate. We were cool for the first year until the stupidity really started to happen. During the floods, they sat outside smoking, joking and having a good ol' time as I handled the cleanup completely alone. Brilliant.
Latest Shenanigans of the Nightmare Neighbors Next Door
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May 5th - An End In Sight?
So they finished mowing the yard and we haven't had anyone yelling at us every time we go outside to run an errand or just enjoy the house we bought... This may be coming to an end. Yard looks much better, most all the trash and beer cans are gone and most are no longer piled up on our fence. And watch out cuz hell froze over ya'll, for the first time in six weeks we know, they did NOT miss trash day.
The big crap is piled up against the back of the house which we don't have to look at as often. The dog or someone had to go have a hey day with a foam block that was piled up with the crap and so there's foam all over the back yard but once again, looks tons better.
If they can keep their crap together and their opinions and shouting matches to themselves, we should be 'bout done here.
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April 29th - If We Have to Clean, YOU Have to Suffer a.k.a. Temper Tantrums and Threats
OMG Ya'll...work day from hell. Had numerous errands to run...and again, they were cleaning today....and again, could NOT go outside without being called cunt, motherfucker, getting flipped off, swinging nunchucks like tough guys, pointing BB guns that looked like real ones at us, threatening to come over the fence and yelling that they've been "pissing in your yard today hahahahaha". The crazy thing? We've never even seen half these guys before, including the guy that pissed in our yard. The turn around there really gets confusing...
Seriously, I didn't throw temper tantrums like that when I was 5 and "had to get around to cleaning". What the hell? There was no comment from our side of the fence until about the 5th hour of harassment. They had been drinking all day and it really started to get belligerent. We can only take so much.
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